Tabloid Tastic

Hulk Hogan to divorce

mynewsreport — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 13:45:46 +0000

Poor Hulk, he was dumbfounded when he found his wife was going to divorce him, being alerted to the event by a news report calling him.

Adding to his troubles, his son is in court for dangerous driving when he crashed his car and his passenger was seriously injured.

Hope it works out for ya hulk.

Prince harry the soldier

mynewsreport — Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:40:21 +0000

Good show Harry, going out to fit the Tali-men.

Most royals would hide behind their golden carriage, but I am impressed. Even if he’s in a solid underground bunker, it’s still no fun.

Still, I see no reason why he should come home if he is valued the same as other soldiers.

In fact, why don’t we just send all the troops home?

Australian barmaid fined for exposing breasts

mynewsreport — Thu, 25 Oct 2007 11:00:26 +0000

An Australian barmaid was fined for exposing her boobs and crushing a can between them.

Magistrates in Perth fined the 31 year old barmaid for indecent exposure.

Obviously they have never been to Hooters

Ziggy from Big Brother has a small knob

mynewsreport — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 11:28:41 +0000

….like we care….but never mind, it doesn’t beat the Irish guy on BB one year beating his meat under the covers.

Anyway, read about Ziggy’s small one here

Katie from Big Brother steals husband again

mynewsreport — Thu, 28 Jun 2007 15:25:02 +0000

Looks like queen bitch Katie Hopkins from The Apprentice who stole a married man, has now stolen him back again.

Katie & married man having sex in a field

Katie Hopkins apparently steals married men, it’s her style. Nothing new here. And she’s a horrible lying bitch, oh dear…read the full article here.

Paris Hilton gets the jail

mynewsreport — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 11:10:20 +0000

Paris Hilton has been jailed for 23 days for driving disqualified.

So far she’s been reported to be doing OK, having only spent 1 night in the slammer.

She will also be segregated from the rest of the prison population for her own safety.

Tramp gets deeds to 2 million pounds worth of land

mynewsreport — Fri, 25 May 2007 16:09:47 +0000

A tramp squats for 12 years on a piece of land. By law, he is then given the land which in this case is worth £2M

Nuts but you can’t deny the tramp’s determination.

Lilly Allen calls herself fat and ugly

mynewsreport — Tue, 15 May 2007 08:12:05 +0000

Lilly Allen who seems outspoken and disgruntled now she’s top dog, has been calling herself fat and ugly on her Myspace page.

I don’t believe either of those statements but do believe she’s obnoxious and up herself.

Jessica Simpson – porky!

mynewsreport — Fri, 27 Apr 2007 00:22:18 +0000

Jessica Simpson – porky! Yup, she’s beefed up at says she’s happier. No more yakking down the toilet, it’s all buffet meals from here on in, lol. Being thin is making her unhappy and I have to certainly say that staying lean is no fun from my own experience.

Shilpa Shetty to run London Marathon

mynewsreport — Tue, 03 Apr 2007 09:25:15 +0000

Really, this is bizarre. The Bollywood-plastic surgery-gangster funded actress is going to run 26 miles in full public view. I doubt she’d do it if no one was watching.

I’m not really sure how clever stunts like Big Brother or the London Marathon are for boosting your career. If she wanted to be clever she’d get herself on the cast of Lost.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/latest/tm_method=full%26objectid=18801557%26siteid=89520-name_page.html