Tramp gets deeds to 2 million pounds worth of land

A tramp squats for 12 years on a piece of land.  By law, he is then given the land which in this case is worth £2M

Nuts but you can’t deny the tramp’s determination.

Lilly Allen calls herself fat and ugly

Lilly Allen who seems outspoken and disgruntled now she’s top dog, has been calling herself fat and ugly on her Myspace page.

 I don’t believe either of those statements but do believe she’s obnoxious and up herself.