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Archive for April, 2007

Jessica Simpson – porky!

Posted by mynewsreport on April 27, 2007

Jessica Simpson – porky!  Yup, she’s beefed up at says she’s happier.  No more yakking down the toilet, it’s all buffet meals from here on in, lol.  Being thin is making her unhappy and I have to certainly say that staying lean is no fun from my own experience.

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Shilpa Shetty to run London Marathon

Posted by mynewsreport on April 3, 2007

Really, this is bizarre.  The Bollywood-plastic surgery-gangster funded actress is going to run 26 miles in full public view.  I doubt she’d do it if no one was watching.

 I’m not really sure how clever stunts like Big Brother or the London Marathon are for boosting your career.  If she wanted to be clever she’d get herself on the cast of Lost.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/latest/tm_method=full%26objectid=18801557%26siteid=89520-name_page.html

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